Let it Roll (Let it Go Parody) Lyrics

 Here are the lyrics for another parody song, "Let it Roll." It tells the tale of a 1st level Fighter who tries to clear out a dungeon for a kingdom in need, only to face a dragon who fells the warrior. It is a parody of the Frozen song "Let it Go." The song was inspired by all the times a player on RollPlay or Misscliks DnD said "YOLO!" and let the dice fall where they may.

I'm a brand new fighter in this big world
Not a scarred limb can be seen
A kingdom in need of my help
And it looks like I'm not green

This dungeon is infested with monsters inside
Couldn't kill them all, heaven knows I tried
Don't let them go, they'll spread evil
No guns to use, my weapons are medieval
Defend, hold action, I'm ready
I am steady

Let it roll, let it roll
Can't think of another way
Let it roll, let it roll
Let these dice fall where they may
My HP's low to my dismay
Let the nerds rage on
The odds never bothered me anyway

It's funny how old dragons make everything seem small
And the fears his claws could get me can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits, I might be screwed
No flank, no back, no rules to help me
A twenty!

Let it roll, let it roll
My blade cuts through the dragon's thigh
Let it roll, let it roll
He's taken to the sky
Here I stand and here I'll stay
Let the nerds rage on...

My power flurries through my body, it's unbound
I have to hold him off to heal for one more round
Up above from his mouth spews a hot, fiery blast
I have to make this save
This roll has to have passed

Let it roll, let it roll
And I'll play to the break of dawn
Let it roll, let it roll
That perfect streak is gone
Here I fall in the light of day
Let the nerds rage on!
The odds never bothered me anyway