Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Body Blockin' Lyrics (Body Movin' Parody)



Body Blockin' is a parody of Beastie Boys' song "Body Movin'." It was inspired by the Blizzard Hero Brawler: Heroes of the Storm. When you group your heroes around an enemy, as long as they don't have a way to jump out, they get body blocked and quickly killed, leaving them with a feeling of helplessness of the inevitable. 

Body blockin’, body blockin’
We’re comin’ and the hits are shell shocking
Body blockin’, body blockin’
We be getting ‘round and you know you’re dead soon

Let me get ally help from the back section
We need body blocking not perfection
Unleash your Q W E but don’t miss a key
Get ‘em rooted like Malfurion’s tree
I wanna take the core until the break of dawn
Tell me ally people is that so wrong
The mercs are rushing, each lane pushin’
And walls crushing, body count gushing

We’re getting down E.T.C. action
Do the Mosh Pit satisfaction
All of y’all get off the wall
Have a brawl and get involved with

Body blockin’, body blockin’
We’re comin’ and the hits are shell shocking
Body blockin’, body blockin’
We be getting ‘round and you know you’re dead soon

R on, I’m gone
I’m so strong check out all my brawn
Came out brawling when I was born
Mom said block it ‘til the break of dawn
Keepin’ bodies from motion ‘cause I got the notion
Gankin’ you in lane with that salt emotion
‘Your spree has ended’ makin’ you all insane
We have to force people to remember our names

And when you have fallen into our big trap
Feel pain when I start to Triple Tap
We need body blockin’ not perfection
Let me get ally help from the back section

Body blockin’, body blockin’
We’re comin’ and the hits are shell shocking
Body blockin’, body blockin’
We be getting ‘round and you know you’re dead soon

Shot Caller with the master plan
Oh, my my and thank you ma’am
And when I grab the Hook you scream, “Oh, god damn”
The creme de la creme is who I am
Level 20 where have you been
Packed like sardines in the tin
So kick off your shoes because you know we’ll win
You lost! Let me play the smallest violin

Tassadar light up the place
And each one marked is the Thrill of the Chase
And if you ask me to defend the base
And if you don’t use good strategy, we’ll have to go face

Body blockin’, body blockin’
We’re comin’ and the hits are shell shocking
Body blockin’, body blockin’
We be getting ‘round and you know you’re dead soon

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