His Nova Prime Parody Lyrics (His Cheeseburger)

More parody lyrics! This one for Heroes of the Storm character Nova Prime who has a cloaking device and waits until the right opportunity to snipe an opponent. The song tells the tale of a player who wants to purchase Nova Prime, but the servers are down. The parody is based off the Veggie Tales' Silly Song "His Cheeseburger."


He said to her I’d like an assassin

And I might like a cloak shield as well

She said to him this isn’t pay-to-win

He said no more Anti-Armor Shells?

She said yes you can but shops’re closed now

But servers will be open at ten

He said I already have my gold
But I guess I can wait until then

Cause you’re his Nova Prime, his stealthy Nova Prime

She’ll wait for you

Yeah, she’ll wait for you

Oh, you are his Nova Prime

His stealthy Nova Prime

She’ll wait for you

Oh, she will wait for you

He stayed at the load screen till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted an advert for Heroes
Stitches and Thrall for half price
How could he resist such an offer?

He really needed to play some soon

Nova Prime, please do not get angry
He'll play and be back before noon

Cause you’re his Nova Prime

His patient Nova Prime

Be back for you
He'll be back for you

Won’t be so long Nova Prime

Oh lovely Nova Prime
Be back for you
Oh, he'll be back for you

Cause he loves you, Nova Prime
With all his heart
And there ain't nothing
Gonna tear you two apart
And if the Nexus suddenly
Ran out of guns
He would get down

Looking for it tons
To see if someone accidentally
Dropped some ammo in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty ammo off just for you
You are his Nova Prime