Possibility to be Published

A while ago I submitted some articles to be published in Palladium Books' Rifter magazine. One article is titled "Souls" is about how the soul works and about the afterlife for the Palladium Fantasy RPG. The other is "Blood Night" set on Earth where vampires have taken over and the humans are the resistance. Once "Blood Night" has been set to be published, it will open the door to writing more articles for the setting I created. This also leads to the possibility to helping to create an official RPG setting for Palladium Books.

Batman Begins Parody Part 2

Here is part 2 of my Batman Begins movie parody. Hopefully I won't run out of jokes before the end.

Bruce is pulled out of the well. The maid apologizes for not whipping her child more often so that this accident wouldn't occur. Bruce's father assures her that everything is okay. He'll simply dock her pay.

After having stolen the arrowhead, wanting it just for the sake of wanting it, Bruce gives it back to Rachel.

“Took a nasty fall, eh?” asked Alfred.

“Any why do we fall, Bruce?” asked his father.

“To post it on YouTube.”

“Exactly.”

Batman Begins Parody

After watching Batman Begins for the umpteenth time, I started making jokes along with it. It got to the point where I had to write them down. So enjoy my take on the movie.

A young Bruce Wayne runs after a girl, “Rachel! Let me see!”

He finds her, “Can I see?”

“Finders Keepers and I found it.”

“In my garden.”

Bruce snatches the Indian arrowhead from Rachel's hand and runs away.

“Dick!” Rachel yells.

Bruce runs to hide and falls through a covered well, breaking his arm.

“Pwnd!”

Bruce hears fluttering coming from down the tunnel. Suddenly Count von Count appears. Bruce Wayne is forever traumatized.