Note: to be read in a British or Irish accent.
I've just arrived home, wearing a charcoal button-down shirt with a flat black tie, and begin picking up clothes from the floor. Casey comes into the room.
Casey: Why'd you wear that to your interviews?
Me: What's wrong with this?
C: Should have gone with this blue shirt and matching tie. It creates a slimming effect that shows off your physique.
Me: I thought this one would look more professional.
C: You can't go against genetics.
Me: Hey, I am a highly skilled, IT professional. Been saying it all day, even I'm starting to believe it.
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