What Makes Jurassic Park Special (And Where Jurassic World Went Wrong)

What is Jurassic Park? It is a cautionary tale of man playing God with genetics without the foresight of what they have done. It is as important a film then as it is now with GMOs in our food that leads to cancer and the sterility of our species. It is a film about the brutal force of nature in all forms that man cannot control.

What is Jurassic Park not? A film about dinos fighting dinos.

Jurassic Park is my Star Wars. It is perhaps the movie I have seen the most times. Lost World is perhaps the only book I have reread as many times as I have, and Jurassic Park was the beginning of Michael Crichton becoming my favourite author.

Let's go through the film to see what makes it special.

Order of the White Rose (Swan Song Short Story)

Here is a short story I wrote based on the RollPlay show Swan Song. This takes place during the merger of Ximinez Shipyards and Sunbeam Multistellar Corporation. Enjoy!

Part of That Comp (Part of Your World Parody Lyrics)

This particular parody lyrics is dedicated to Defebwar, a Twitch streamer who plays lots of Heroes of the Storm, and particularly Sylvanas Windrunner. Part of That Comp is a parody of Part of Your World from Disney's The Little Mermaid. The song is about a woman who plays Heroes of the Storm, who has everything in the game, but can't get a decent party composition to save her life. Enjoy!

Parody Lyrics Why Can't We be Frieeends?

More parody lyrics with "Why Can't We be Frieeends?" to War's "Why Can't We be Friends?" This is a tribute to the Twitch streamer GillyweedSC2 and her loyal faerie dragon followers. She may play against other people in Heroes of the Storm, but we all want to be frieeends, even if that means taking you down.

His Nova Prime Parody Lyrics (His Cheeseburger)

More parody lyrics! This one for Heroes of the Storm character Nova Prime who has a cloaking device and waits until the right opportunity to snipe an opponent. The song tells the tale of a player who wants to purchase Nova Prime, but the servers are down. The parody is based off the Veggie Tales' Silly Song "His Cheeseburger."

Every Hero's Awesome Parody Lyrics (Everything is Awesome)

A new parody with lyrics to "Every Hero's Awesome." This is a parody of "Everything is Awesome" by Tegan and Sara feat. The Lonely Island from The Lego Movie. This song is inspired by the Blizzard game Heroes of the Storm.

2014 and How Foxcatcher Killed My Love for Writing Reviews

2014 has been a year of lack-luster films, and many more from franchises that have outlived their welcome. If anything can save a year of mediocre films, all of the Oscar bait films are expected to be of higher quality. Sadly this is not true. Some of the front runners are basically gimmick films trying to find a formula that will make it win for the sake of the gimmick and not for the quality of the film.

Body Blockin' Lyrics (Body Movin' Parody)

Body Blockin' is a parody of Beastie Boys' song "Body Movin'." It was inspired by the Blizzard Hero Brawler: Heroes of the Storm. When you group your heroes around an enemy, as long as they don't have a way to jump out, they get body blocked and quickly killed, leaving them with a feeling of helplessness of the inevitable. 

DnD Lyrics (T.N.T. AC/DC Parody)

DnD is a parody of AC/DC's song T.N.T. about playing Dungeons and Dragons online for everyone to watch. Some of the lyrics were inspired by events in the beginning of the recent season of RollPlay Solum. Enjoy!

All About That Face (All About That Bass Parody Lyrics)

More parody lyrics inspired by MissHarvey and her skills at Counterstrike: Global Offensive (CS:GO). This is a parody of "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor.

Because you know I’m all about that face,
‘Bout that face, no recoil
I’m all ‘bout that face, ‘bout that face, no recoil
I’m all ‘bout that face, ‘bout that face, no recoil
I’m all ‘bout that face, ‘bout that face